A very unusual genetic color variation in white-tailed deer — rarer even than albinism — produces all-black offspring in that species which are known as “melanistic” or “melanic” deer.
- “Eat” the damn Play-doh cookies.
- Slurp the invisible soup.
- Pretend that they’re not causing grievous bodily harm as they “brush” your hair.
- Always be serious when asked what you’d like for dinner, and never say something silly like rabbit soup. Because they will go get their stuffed one off the bed, put it in your best pot, and fill said pot with water. Then place it on your desk.
- Greet their make believe friends and ask how their day was.
- Always kiss the teddy bear goodnight. It has feelings too.
- Always pretend to die when they shoot you.
- If you are having a fake war with them and you shoot them and they say they can’t die because they are invincible, you don’t shoot them again, because they are invincible.
- Yes, their drawing does look like a butterfly, not a bunch of jumbled up lines.
- Them pounding on the piano is the best thing you have ever heard.
no but seriously it’s very important to a child’s development to not be shut down by parents and other caregivers
The only thing I disagree with is the invincibility one ‘cause if my kid said they were invincible, I’d fake shoot them again in disbelief and continue to be amazed as they shrug off my fake bullets and fake kill me.
apparently a teen in brazil died after jerking off 42 times without stopping. so…41 guys…that’s the limit.
You know how in hitchikers guide to the galaxy the answer to the question of life the universe and everything is 42?
I think we found the question.
its 94 degrees
you are indoors shut up
its really weird to me that there are some people who are like 0% gay. not even a little gay. i dont trust them
age: almost eighteen
birthday: june 13
single or taken: taken by the best girl to ever girlfriend
height: 5’9” =)
eye color: blue/grey/green
middle name: brooke nereida
favorite color: dark-ass blue-black
lucky number: two~~
hogwarts house: slytherin
favorite television show: game o’ thrones and orange is the new black and once upon a time, rn
favorite season: summer uwu
describe yourself in a few words: hella tall and hella gay
future children’s names: miranda for a girl, ezra for a boy, thats if any kids, and if so adopted
meaning of your name: defender of man
ultimate otp: literally anything yuri
what do you plan to/do for a living: chemistry~ either in reasearch and development or working for a petroleum corporation or teaching high school chem
starbucks order: white chocolate mocha with caramel
THIS OR THAT:
introvert or extrovert: extroverttttt
dawn or dusk: dusk.
righty or lefty:proper, god-fearing righty
coffee or tea: both are good
rain or shine: shine, or warm rain
reading or writing: reading.
one day you’ll find someone who’s perfect for you.
"i hope you step on 7 legos" and my all time favorite "I’m used to it"