so much tension in one photo
its either 1am or 1pm in the pic and i dont know which is funnier
The teacher said ‘hit the lights’ and this kid punched the light switch and broke it
"You know, for being Achievement Hunters you guys are suckin’ a bunch of d****."
I found a pic of Apollo’s dick
I SCROLLED PAST THIS BY LIKE 5 POSTS THEN GOT IT YOU CLEVER LITTLE SHIT
my mum wanted to show me some big nutella jars she found in costco so she showed me this
and i was like for real 40 dollars for nutella how???
this is how
costco doesnt fuck around
I love women so much. And I mean this in the feminist way but also in the gay way
i dont play assassins creed, but is this like the entire plotline or something??
This is literally all you do in the game
i’m basically a clingy needy piece of shit that just wants to cuddle and to sleep and to watch stupid movies and to make out with you. oh and i also want you to play with my hair until i fall asleep
whenever i’m sad I think to myself that somewhere in the world this cute little puppy wearing pyjamas and little ducky slippers is out there
and then I’m not sad anymore
get out of there cat. you’re not an ornament.
- alaska where you at bitch
- a shit-ton of katherines
- paper-ass towns
- holy fucking shit another will grayson
- fuck you stars